FC Stroitel Pripyat Shorts

$200 CAD
Panelled technical jersey shorts in black. Mid-rise. Quick-drying and moisture-wicking. Concealed Black Dyneema® drawstring at elasticized waistband. Football club and 86 graphic at front. Vented outseams.

100% polyester. Origin unknown.

Ultra-High Molecular Weight Polyethylene Dyneema® drawstring doubles as a garrote.


Different Dimension Wear




Atemporal garments and artifacts procured from our associates at Chronos Labs LLC. Provided here for purchase to fund continued efforts in alternate timeline exploration. Individual item notes provided below:


Type: Football Kit
Year: 2026
Location: Припять, СССР

Lab Notes: Garment was purchased from a merchandise stall at the 2026 World Cup. Timeline trigger has been identified as a breakthrough in Thorium based Nuclear Power technology traced to a research institute in Moscow between 1960-1975. Trigger has appeared to result in the widespread adoption of Nuclear technology and the continued existence of the Soviet Union.

 Size XXS XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Waist 24" 26" 28"
30"
32"
34" 36"
Length
16.5" 17" 17.5" 18.5" 19" 19.5" 20"
Rise 9.5" 10" 10.5" 11" 11.5" 12" 12.5"